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Blues Tutorial #5: Blues cars are Chevys, Cadillacs & broken-down trucks.

26 Apr

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Blues Tutorial #5:

Blues cars are Chevys, Cadillacs & broken-down trucks. Blues don’t travel in Volvos, BMWs, or SUVs. Most blues take a Greyhound bus or a southbound train. Jet aircraft & state-sponsored motor pools ain’t even in the running. Walkin’ plays a major part in the blues lifestyle. So does fixin’ to die.

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Blues Tutorial #4: The blues are not about choice.

24 Apr

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Blues Tutorial #4:
The blues are not about choice. 
You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch; ain’t no way out.

 

Blues Tutorial #3: After you get the first line right, repeat it.

23 Apr

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Blues Tutorial #3.

The blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes… sort of:

“Got a good woman – with the meanest face in town.

Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher – and she weigh 500 pound.”

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Blues Tutorial #2: “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues.

22 Apr

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Blues Tutorial #2:

“I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues, ‘less you stick something nasty in the next line, like “I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.”

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Blues Tutorial #1: Most blues begin, “Woke up this morning.”

21 Apr

BLUES TUTORIAL

For those who want to learn how to sing the blues, this series will get you lowdown and dirty in less time than it takes to digest a meal of leftover tacos and cheap red wine.

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Blues Tutorial #1:

Most blues begin, “Woke up this morning.”

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Jayne Mansfield: cheetah huntah

19 Apr

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Jayne Mansfield, cheetah huntah

(19 April 1933 – 29 June 1967)

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Jayne on eBay…

19 Apr

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Jayne Mansfield, b. 19 April 1933

 

A man who can play the accordion…

17 Apr

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eCard reposted courtesy Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

The world’s most interesting astrologer: the Great Significator

16 Apr

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Original eCard courtesy Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

I promise to be faithful…

15 Apr

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