Archive | April, 2015

Blues Tutorial #3: After you get the first line right, repeat it.

23 Apr

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Blues Tutorial #3.

The blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes… sort of:

“Got a good woman – with the meanest face in town.

Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher – and she weigh 500 pound.”

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Vladimir Nabokov (b. Apr 22): “I think like a genius, speak like a child.”

22 Apr

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“I think like a genius, I write like a distinguished author, and I speak like a child.”

~ Vladimir Nabokov, b. 22 April 1899

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Blues Tutorial #2: “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues.

22 Apr

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Blues Tutorial #2:

“I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues, ‘less you stick something nasty in the next line, like “I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.”

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Jack Nicholson (b. Apr 22): “I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.”

22 Apr

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“I only take Viagra when I’m with more than one woman.”

~ Jack Nicholson (b. 22 April 1937

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Blues Tutorial #1: Most blues begin, “Woke up this morning.”

21 Apr

BLUES TUTORIAL

For those who want to learn how to sing the blues, this series will get you lowdown and dirty in less time than it takes to digest a meal of leftover tacos and cheap red wine.

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Blues Tutorial #1:

Most blues begin, “Woke up this morning.”

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Joan Miro (b. Apr 20): “I try to apply colors like words that shape poems.”

20 Apr

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“I try to apply colors like words that shape poems, like notes that shape music.” ~ Joan Miro, b. 20 April 1893

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Jayne Mansfield: cheetah huntah

19 Apr

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Jayne Mansfield, cheetah huntah

(19 April 1933 – 29 June 1967)

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Jayne on eBay…

19 Apr

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Jayne Mansfield, b. 19 April 1933

 

Jayne Mansfield (b. Apr 19): “Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.”

19 Apr

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“Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.”

~ Jayne Mansfield, b. 19 April 1933

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A man who can play the accordion…

17 Apr

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eCard reposted courtesy Alan Annand, writer and astrologer