eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer
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Blues Tutorial #20.
I don’t care how tragic your life – if you own a computer, you cannot sing the blues. You best destroy it. Fire, a spilled bottle of Mad Dog, or get out a shotgun. Maybe your big woman just done sat on it. I don’t care.
http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462572003/
Tags: #bluestutorial, computer
Blues Tutorial #19.
Make your own blues name (starter kit):
(a) name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc)
(b) first name (above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc)
(c) last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc)
Resulting in… Blind Lemon Jefferson, Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, Horny Banana Clinton, etc.
http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462507603/
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Blues Tutorial #18.
Persons with names like Sierra, Sequoia, Auburn, and Rainbow can’t sing the blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.
http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462475196/
Tags: #bluestutorial, auburn, rainbow, sequoia, sierra
Blues Tutorial #17:
Some acceptable blues names for men: (a) Joe, (b) Willie, (c) Little Willie, (d) Big Willie.
http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462436282/
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