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Side effects of Tequila®…

19 May

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 eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

 

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Who let the dogs out on Mercury retrograde…?

19 May

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Tequila® isn’t for everyone.

18 May

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 eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

 

Benefits of Tequila® start immediately.

17 May

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 eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

 

Stop hiding, start living with Tequila®.

16 May

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 eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

 

Feel inadequate? Try Tequila®.

15 May

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 eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

Blues Tutorial #20: If you own a computer, you cannot sing the blues.

14 May

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Blues Tutorial #20.

I don’t care how tragic your life – if you own a computer, you cannot sing the blues. You best destroy it. Fire, a spilled bottle of Mad Dog, or get out a shotgun. Maybe your big woman just done sat on it. I don’t care.

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Blues Tutorial #19: Make up your own blues name

13 May

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Blues Tutorial #19.

Make your own blues name (starter kit):
(a) name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc)
(b) first name (above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc)
(c) last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc)
Resulting in… Blind Lemon Jefferson, Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, Horny Banana Clinton, etc.

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Blues Tutorial #18: Girls named Sequoia can’t sing the blues.

12 May

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Blues Tutorial #18.

Persons with names like Sierra, Sequoia, Auburn, and Rainbow can’t sing the blues no matter how many men they shoot in Memphis.

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Blues Tutorial #17: Names for men

11 May

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Blues Tutorial #17:

Some acceptable blues names for men: (a) Joe, (b) Willie, (c) Little Willie, (d) Big Willie.

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