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The world’s most interesting astrologer: chart calculation

12 Jul

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Alan Annand is an astrologer and writer of crime fiction, including his New Age Noir series featuring astrologer and palmist Axel Crowe, a criminal profiler with a horoscope.

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Alan Varanasi @ 50%

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Alcohol is bad for your legs

10 Jul

Alcohol_legs

 Original ecard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

 

The early Beatles: John, Paul, George & Bingo

8 Jul

early_beatles

This rare archival photo, from the Library of Liverpool, shows the earliest-known photo of the Beatles. Shown here are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and William “Bingo” Murphy. Murphy, who fancied himself a vocalist in the style of Frank Sinatra, played no instrument and wasn’t interested in learning. The other band members, already observing the early trend in skiffle and rockabilly, knew they needed a drummer.
Within a year, Bingo was replaced by Richard “Ringo” Starkey. Murphy was furious and tried to get his father, a barrister, to launch a breach-of-promise suit against the group, then known as The Swinging Stevedores, in order to be reinstated. But when John Lennon came up with a new name for the group, Murphy, who was absolutely terrified of bugs, knew he could never be part of The Beatles.

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462553171/

PS… Happy Birthday, Ringo Starr, born 7 July 1940!

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 This was a faux news item from Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

(c) SEXTILE: It might not be true, but you heard it here first!

The world’s most interesting astrologer: daily motion

5 Jul

daily_motion

Alan Annand is an astrologer and writer of crime fiction, including his New Age Noir series featuring astrologer and palmist Axel Crowe, a criminal profiler with a horoscope.

Read reviews for Scorpio Rising, buy it at:

AmazonAppleBarnes&NobleSmashwords

Alan Varanasi @ 50%

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Confidence vs over-confidence

2 Jul

confidence

Original ecard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

 

Life is short, and terrifying…

30 Jun

ich_liebe_dich

Original ecard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

Dinner with the Cannibals…

22 Jun

Cannibal_dinner

Original ecard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

Smitten by the Mitten!

21 Jun

body_sweater_flip_crop2Since Friday the 13th when I posted the Mercury Retrograde Body Mitten, I’ve been gratified and horrified by the high degree of interest shown in this cocoon-like garment. Are we that scared of the world? Clearly, I touched a nerve. Do we all need shrinks? Or just a body mitten? Continue reading

Friday I had nothing on my mind…

20 Jun

friday_nothing

Original ecard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

 

The early Beatles: John, Paul, George & Bingo

18 Jun

early_beatles

This rare archival photo, from the Library of Liverpool, shows the earliest-known photo of the Beatles. Shown here are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and William “Bingo” Murphy. Murphy, who fancied himself a vocalist in the style of Frank Sinatra, played no instrument and wasn’t interested in learning. The other band members, already observing the early trend in skiffle and rockabilly, knew they needed a drummer.
Within a year, Bingo was replaced by Richard “Ringo” Starkey. Murphy was furious and tried to get his father, a barrister, to launch a breach-of-promise suit against the group, then known as The Swinging Stevedores, in order to be reinstated. But when John Lennon came up with a new name for the group, Murphy, who was absolutely terrified of bugs, knew he could never be part of The Beatles.

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462553171/

PS… Happy Birthday, Sir Paul McCartney!

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 This was a faux news item from Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

(c) SEXTILE: It might not be true, but you heard it here first!