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Valentine Sex for the Signs

12 Feb

astro valentines W&R

Alan Annand is an astrologer and a writer of mystery novels.

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Mercury retrograde kitten

10 Jan

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Mercury retrograde kitten

My Xmas toy

24 Dec

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My Xmas toy

Last-minute Xmas shopping by Zodiac signs

20 Dec

For those whose Xmas shopping is down to the wire, here’s a handy list to help you finish off those family and friends around the zodiac:

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Monday I had Friday on my mind…

4 Dec

friday_nothingOriginal eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

I said, Lord, take me downtown…

25 Nov

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush...

Lyrics by ZZ Top, eCard by writer Alan Annand

Woody Allen: “If you’re not failing…”

18 Nov

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“If you’re not failing every now and again, it’s a sign you’re not doing anything very innovative.” ~ Woody Allen

I’m sorry for all the things I said…

8 Oct

ME-rx-regrets

…when Mercury was retrograde

Last week to bite someone…

6 Oct

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It might not be true, but you heard it here first.

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My sex life is like a Ferrari…

16 Sep

ferrari-sex-lifeeCard reposted by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer