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The Devil made me play it…

17 May

“Flip me it’s better”  #eroticdrawing #eroticart #petitesluxures http://ift.tt/2foHhhx:

Just let me hear some of that rock ‘n’ roll music, any old way you choose it…

Up in smoke… again.

17 May

perfect gentleman.:

What the hell was in that last thing I smoked…?

Shaken or stirred?

17 May

I like to be shaken, and stirred…

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Do these pineapples make me look juicy?

13 May

Is it ennui or am I just hungry?

13 May

Reach: Damn! I thought I’d feel better on the weekend. But I still have this empty feeling. Is it ennui or am I just hungry? Maybe I need a sandwich. Or maybe I should see an astrologer.

 

Mercury retrograde: useless for three weeks..?

10 Apr

Alan Annand is a Canadian astrologer, accredited by the American College of Vedic Astrology and the British Faculty of Astrological Studies. He consults, teaches and writes on a wide range of astrological topics.

His NEW AGE NOIR crime series (Scorpio Rising, Felonious Monk, Soma County) features astrologer and palmist Axel Crowe, whom one reviewer has dubbed “Sherlock Holmes with a horoscope.”

His books on Vedic astrology include Stellar Astrology, Vols 1 & 2, a series of articles on celebrities and world events that are as entertaining as they are educational, offering many techniques for interpretation and prediction. Parivartana Yoga is a reference text for one of the most common yet powerful planetary combinations in jyotish.

Mutual Reception is an expanded companion volume for western practitioners, covering the subject of planetary exchange through the lens of traditional astrology.

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The State Department is in good (little) hands…

26 Jan

state-dept-cropThe State Department is in good hands… very capable hands, with an excellent grasp of foreign women… I mean, relations. Because a very smart guy and successful businessman worth billions like me doesn’t need any advice. I advise myself, and by myself I mean one of my personalities that lies awake at 3 A.M. worrying about attacks on America. But a hands-on guy can accomplish many wonderful things, things you haven’t even imagined yet, and I’ll get to that real soon. When you’re famous you can grab anything, and when you’re delusional you can even believe you’ve got a grip on things. And if I’m not sure what to do, I’ll just pick up the phone and talk to Vlad. Because there’s a guy who really understands diplomacy.

Mercury retrograde… we’re recording you

19 Dec

merx-recording-you-cropMercury retrograde… we’re recording you.

Come and keep your comrade warm…

18 Dec

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Any resemblance to persons living or lying is purely apolitical.

Read my lips

22 Oct

read-my-lips-crop48Read my lips. They say so many things about me. They form sentences you wouldn’t believe. No one respects language better than me.