The State Department is in good hands… very capable hands, with an excellent grasp of foreign women… I mean, relations. Because a very smart guy and successful businessman worth billions like me doesn’t need any advice. I advise myself, and by myself I mean one of my personalities that lies awake at 3 A.M. worrying about attacks on America. But a hands-on guy can accomplish many wonderful things, things you haven’t even imagined yet, and I’ll get to that real soon. When you’re famous you can grab anything, and when you’re delusional you can even believe you’ve got a grip on things. And if I’m not sure what to do, I’ll just pick up the phone and talk to Vlad. Because there’s a guy who really understands diplomacy.
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The State Department is in good (little) hands…
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- Jo Nesbø (b. March 29): “It’s impossible to write anything without being political.”
- Pearl Bailey (b. March 29): “The worst of all frauds is to cheat one’s self.”
- Maxim Gorky (b. March 28): “Science is the intellect of the world, art its soul.”
- Lady Gaga (b. March 28): “I don’t see myself in terms of artifice.”
- Quentin Tarantino (b. March 27): “I was excited about going to jail the first time.”
- Mariah Carey (b. March 27): “I’m not vain, I’m insecure.”
- Steven Tyler (b. March 26): “If it’s worth doing, it’s worth overdoing.”
- Sarah Jessica Parker (b. March 25): “Let your freak flag fly.”
- Harry Houdini (b. March 24): “Don’t bite off red-hot iron unless you have a good set of teeth.”
- Jim Parsons (b. March 24): “Intelligence is sexy until it becomes irritating…”
- Jonathan Ames (b. March 23): “I don’t know what’s more difficult, life or the English language.”
- Joan Crawford (b. March 23): “I need sex for a clear complexion.”
- Gary Oldman (b. March 21): “Women are stronger than men.”
- J.S. Bach (b. March 21): “The aim of music should be the refreshment of the soul.”
- B.F. Skinner (b. March 20): “Give me a child and I’ll shape him into anything.”
- Spike Lee (b. March 20): “Parents kill more dreams than anybody…”
- Richard Condon (b. March 18): “Writers are too self-centered to be lonely.”
- Alice Hoffman (b. March 16): “Books may well be the only true magic.”
- Bernardo Bertolucci (b. March 16): “I left the ending ambiguous…”
- Rupert Murdoch (b. March 11): “Big will not beat small anymore…”
- Piet Mondrian (b. March 7th): “The artist is a channel.”
- Shaquille O’Neal (b. March 6th): “I want to be known as The Big Shakespeare.”
- Eva Mendes (b. March 5th): “I’m definitely responsible for the image I put out there…”
- Ralph Ellison (b. March 1st): “Writing requires plunging back into the shadow of the past…”
- Javier Bardem (b. March 1st): “I don’t see this heart-throb thing.”
- Elizabeth George (b. February 26): “I have to know the killer…”
- Chelsea Handler (b. February 25): “I didn’t become a comedian to work this hard.”
- Johnny Winter (b. February 23): “People need the blues.”
- Richard North Patterson (b. February 22): “There’s a wonderful freedom to being a novelist.”
- Anais Nin (b. February 21): “If you don’t cry out or sing, then don’t write.”
- Toni Morrison (b. February 18): “The ability of writers to imagine what is not the self… is the test of their power.”
- Michael Jordan (b. February 17): “The game is my wife…”
- Ice-T (b. February 16): “Everybody wants to redeem themselves…”
- Galileo Galilei (b. Feb 15): “Nature is relentless and unchangeable.”
- Carl Bernstein (b. February 14): “Weird, stupid and coarse are becoming cultural norms…”
- Bertolt Brecht (b. February 10): “Unhappy the land in need of heroes.”
- Ashton Kutcher (b. February 7th): “Don’t settle for what life gives you…”
- Alice Cooper (b. February 4th): “Getting drunk & stoned is easy.”
- S.J. Perelman (b. February 1st): “All of us have only one personality.”
- Ronda Rousey (b. February 1st): “I’m scared all the time…”
- Norman Mailer (b. January 31): “Style is character.”
- Justin Timberlake (b. January 31): “I’m completely removed from any hype that comes my way.”
- Vanessa Redgrave (b. January 30): “Integrity is so perishable.”
- Oprah Winfrey (b. January 29): “Be thankful for what you have.”
- Jackson Pollock (b. January 28): “The strangeness will wear off…”
- Sarah McLachlan (b. January 28): “Love large, hurt large.”
- Lewis Carroll (b. January 27): “If you don’t know where you’re going, any road will get you there.”
- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart (b. January 27): “One must not make oneself cheap…”
- Eddie Van Halen (b. January 26): “They hate you if you’re the same…”
- Ellen DeGeneres (b. January 26): “Find out who you are and be that person.”
- Virginia Woolf (b. January 25): “A woman must have a room of her own to write.”
- Alicia Keys (b. January 25): “Kick boxing is a lot of fun.”
- Edith Wharton (b. January 24): “Life is always a tightrope or a feather bed.”
- John Belushi (b. January 24): “Happiness is not a state to be in all the time.”
- Django Reinhardt (b. January 23): “Jazz attracted me with its instrumental precision…”
- Mariska Hargitay (b. January 23): “You’ve got to kick fear to the side…”
- Michael Hutchence (b. January 22): “To live in a self-made hell of publicity…”
- Sir Francis Bacon (b. January 22): “Imagination was given to man to compensate him…”
- Cat Power (b. January 21): “I got more guts than brains…”
- Jeff Koons (b. January 21): “I try to be a truthful artist…”
- David Lynch (b. January 20): “This whole world is wild at heart…”
- Dolly Parton (b. January 19): “I was the first woman to burn my bra…”
- Janis Joplin (b. January 19): “On stage, I make love to 25,000 people…”
- Cary Grant (b. January 18): “To succeed with the opposite sex, tell her you’re impotent.”
- Al Capone (b. January 17): “You can achieve more with a kind word and a gun…”
- Kate Moss (b. January 16): “If I wasn’t a model I would have wanted to be a rock star…”
- Susan Sontag (b. January 16): “None of the rules for becoming more alive is valid…”
- Don Van Vliet, aka Captain Beefheart (b. January 15): “I wasn’t neglected enough as a child…”
- Martin Luther King (b. January 15): “Soft-minded men buy spiritual death on the installment plan…”
- January 14th birthday: Faye Dunaway
- Dave Grohl (b. January 14): “My songwriting is like extending a hand to the listener.”
- Julia Louis-Dreyfus (b. January 13): “If I wrote a book, it would be about hair.”
- Howard Stern (b. January 12): “You’ve got to be a little vicious…”
- Jack London (b. January 12): “You can’t wait for inspiration…”
- Naomi Judd (b. January 11): “A dead end street is a good place to turn around.”
- Mary J. Blige (b. January 11): “You can look at my palm and see the storm coming.”
- George Foreman (b. January 10): “Boxing is like jazz…”
- Rod Stewart (b. January 10): “Instead of getting married again…”
- Jimmy Page (b. January 9th): “My vocation is orchestrating a guitar army.”
- Elvis Presley (b. January 8th): “Ambition is a dream with a V8 engine.”
- A Small Glimpse into Bowie’s Legacy
- David Bowie (b. January 8th): “I need to be something more than human.”
- Isaac Asimov (b. January 2nd): “Science gathers knowledge faster than society gathers wisdom.”
- Cuba Gooding Jr. (b. Jan 02): “My mom says don’t open the door to the devil…”
- J. Edgar Hoover (b. Jan 1st): “We are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy…”
- Bo Diddley (b. December 30): “I opened the door for a lot of people…”
- Marianne Faithfull (b. December 29): “Sometimes you just have to get a shock to grow up and wake up…”
- My favorite Christmas toy
- Eddie Vedder (b. December 23): “The best revenge is to live on and prove yourself.”
- Ralph Fiennes (b. December 22): “As an actor, there’s a bit of you that wants to be looked at…”
- Andrew Carnegie (b. November 25): “I resolved to stop accumulating…”
- Shelby Foote (b. November 17): “Longevity conquers scandal every time.”
- Want to go back to my place and take some selfies?
- Commies ‘r’ us
- Her teeth were like pearls
- My cup runneth over…
- Back in the saddle again…
- I’ll be right with you as soon as I figure out where I am.
- If you like it then you ought to put a ring on it.
- Chinua Achebe (b. November 16): “My weapon is literature.”
- Bad girl, go to my room.
- When my guitar gently weeps, I give it a hug.
- Roland Barthes (b. November 12): “Language is a skin” & other obsessions
- Neil Young (b. November 12): “I have no other talent…”
- Demi Moore (b. November 11): “I don’t like to take my clothes off.”
- Neil Gaiman (b. November 10): “You get ideas from being bored” & other quotes on writing
- Richard Burton (b. November 10): “An actor is something less than a man…”
- Janet Fitch (b. November 9): “Kill the cliché” & other writing tips
- Anne Sexton (b. November 9): “The feeling after writing a poem is better than sex…”
- Kazuo Ishiguro (b. November 8): “Memory is central for me” & other quotes on writing
- Bonnie Raitt (b. November 8): “Religion is for people scared to go to hell…”
- James Jones (b. November 6): “I write to reach eternity” & other quotes on writing
- Yiyun Li (b. November 4): “One should be able to imagine being somebody else”
- Lee Smith (b. November 1): “We have to pay attention” & other quotes on writing
- Evelyn Waugh (b. October 28): “An artist must be a reactionary” & other quotes on writing
- Jonathan Stroud (b. October 27): “Try different kinds of writing” & other quotes
- Kim Kardashian (b. October 21): “I am so stereotyped…”
- Arthur Rimbaud (b. October 20): “Life is the farce we’re all forced to endure.”
- Marina Lewycka (b. October 12): “Comedy can expose the soul” & other quotes on writing
- Harold Pinter (b. October 10): “Language is a trampoline” & other quotes on writing
- Belva Plain (b. October 9): “Read the best there is and thereby learn.”
- John Lennon (b. October 9): “Possession isn’t nine-tenths of the law…”
- Michael Korda (b. October 8): “Finish your first draft and then we’ll talk.”
- William Zinsser (b. October 7): “Writing is a craft not an art” & other quotes on writing
- Simon Cowell (b. October 7): “Ending the animal trade would leave more time to trap popstar wannabes.”
- Clive Barker (b. October 5th): “Horror is the wild-dog genre” & other quotes on writing
- Tommy Lee Jones (b. September 15): “Characters with no integrity are interesting…”
- Roald Dahl (b. September 13): “The life of a writer is absolute hell.”
- Jennifer Hudson (b. September 12): “Don’t block your blessings.”
- D.H. Lawrence (b. September 11): “Tragedy is like strong acid…”
- Colin Firth (b. September 10): “I have a kind of physical neutrality…”
- I like to sleep in Sunday mornings…
- Joe Perry (b. September 10): “I want to be the flame the tribe dances around.”
- Hugh Grant (b. September 9): “Women are frightening.”
- Pink (b. September 8th): “The aggressive side of me comes across…”
- Buddy Holly (b. September 7th): “Death is often referred to as a good career move.”
- It’s always better Manhattan style…
- Amazon book review: Parivartana Yoga
- There are three levels of readership…
- Hail, Atlantis!
- The butcher will see you now.
- And even spinach doesn’t help…
- Bob Newhart (b. September 5th): “Be a child for as long as you can.”
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