“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”
~ Robin Williams, b. 21 July 1951
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Helen Keller (b. June 27): “It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.”
27 Jun
“It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.”
~ Helen Keller, b. 27 June 1880
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Blues Tutorial #15: If it occurs in a cheap motel, it’s a blues death.
9 May
Blues Tutorial #15:
If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it’s a blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying lonely on a broken down cot. You can’t have a blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.
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Harry Truman (b. May 8): “A statesman is a politician who’s been dead for 15 years.”
8 May
“A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politician who’s been dead for 15 years.”
~ Harry S. Truman, b. 8 May 1884
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Blues Tutorial #13: Blues is not a matter of color.
7 May
Blues Tutorial #13:
Blues is not a matter of color. It’s a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Gary Coleman could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.
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Blues Tutorial #12: You have a right to sing the blues if you just can’t be satisfied.
6 May
Blues Tutorial #12:
You have the right to sing the blues if: (a) you’re older than dirt, (b) you’re blind, (c) you shot a man in Memphis, (d) you can’t be satisfied.
But you ain’t got the right to sing the blues if: (a) you have all your teeth, (b) you were once blind but now can see, (c) the man in Memphis lived, (d) you have a retirement plan or trust fund.
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Blues Tutorial #11: No one will believe it’s the blues if you wear a suit.
5 May
Blues Tutorial #11:
No one will believe it’s the blues if you wear a suit, unless you happen to be an old ethnic person, and you slept in it.
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Blues Tutorial #10: Good places for the blues – highway, jailhouse, empty bed, and bottom of a whiskey glass.
2 May
Blues Tutorial #10:
Good places for the blues: (a) highway, (b) jailhouse, (c) empty bed, (d) bottom of a whiskey glass. Bad places: (a) ashrams, (b) gallery openings, (c) Ivy League institutions, (d) golf courses.
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Blues Tutorial #9: You can’t have no blues in an office or shopping mall.
1 May
Blues Tutorial #9:
You can’t have no blues in an office or a shopping mall. The lighting is all wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.
Blues Tutorial #8: A man with male pattern baldness ain’t the blues.
29 Apr
Blues Tutorial #8:
A man with male pattern baldness ain’t the blues. A woman with male pattern baldness is. Breaking your leg cuz you skiing is not the blues. Breaking your leg ‘cuz an alligator be chomping on it is.
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