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Blues Tutorial #15: If it occurs in a cheap motel, it’s a blues death.

30 Jun

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Blues Tutorial #15:

If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it’s a blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying lonely on a broken down cot. You can’t have a blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.

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I thought I saw an eye doctor…

30 Jun

eye_doctor

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I have Van Gogh’s ear…

29 Jun

vangoghs_ear

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When I was a vegetarian…

28 Jun

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Jayne Mansfield: cheetah huntah

27 Jun

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Jayne Mansfield, cheetah huntah

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Time flies like an arrow…

27 Jun

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Virginity like bubble…

26 Jun

virgin_prick

Ancient Asian wisdom

With our new reflecting telescopes, you can now see Uranus…

25 Jun

uranuscope

Jokes about Uranus courtesy of http://www.nottriangles.com

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I said, Lord, take me downtown…

22 Jun

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush...

Credits: visuals Someecards, lyrics ZZ Top, creative compilation Alan Annand

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Remember Eskimo Pie…?

17 Jun

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