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Blues Tutorial #20: If you own a computer, you cannot sing the blues.

9 Aug

computer

Blues Tutorial #20.

I don’t care how tragic your life – if you own a computer, you cannot sing the blues. You best destroy it. Fire, a spilled bottle of Mad Dog, or get out a shotgun. Maybe your big woman just done sat on it. I don’t care.

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The darkest hour is just before dawn…

9 Aug

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Jayne on eBay…

8 Aug

jayne_ebay 

Jayne Mansfield, b. 19 April 1933

 

Middle age is when…

8 Aug

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Alcohol is bad for my legs…

7 Aug

Alcohol_legs

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What Uranus really looks like…

6 Aug

Uranus_specs

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Grand piano or organ…?

5 Aug

grand_piano

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People don’t get what they deserve…

4 Aug

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Tequila® isn’t for everyone.

3 Aug

tequila_4

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I think my wife is dead…

2 Aug

dead_wife

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