Blues Tutorial #13:
Blues is not a matter of color. It’s a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Gary Coleman could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.
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Blues Tutorial #13:
Blues is not a matter of color. It’s a matter of bad luck. Tiger Woods cannot sing the blues. Gary Coleman could. Ugly white people also got a leg up on the blues.
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Tags: #bluestutorial, color, tiger woods
“One cannot accomplish anything without fanaticism.”
~ Eva Peron, b. 7 May 1919
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Blues Tutorial #12:
You have the right to sing the blues if: (a) you’re older than dirt, (b) you’re blind, (c) you shot a man in Memphis, (d) you can’t be satisfied.
But you ain’t got the right to sing the blues if: (a) you have all your teeth, (b) you were once blind but now can see, (c) the man in Memphis lived, (d) you have a retirement plan or trust fund.
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Tags: #bluestutorial, mick jagger
“I’m really white trash.”
~ George Clooney, b. 6 May 1961
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Tags: george clooney, may 06, white trash
Blues Tutorial #11:
No one will believe it’s the blues if you wear a suit, unless you happen to be an old ethnic person, and you slept in it.
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“Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.”
~ Tammy Wynette, b. 5 May 1942
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Tags: love, may 5, tammy wynette
“I don’t want to be alone, I want to be left alone.”
~ Audrey Hepburn, b. 4 May 1929
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Tags: alone, audrey hepburn, may 4
Blues Tutorial #10:
Good places for the blues: (a) highway, (b) jailhouse, (c) empty bed, (d) bottom of a whiskey glass. Bad places: (a) ashrams, (b) gallery openings, (c) Ivy League institutions, (d) golf courses.
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Tags: #bluestutorial, ashram, empty bed, golf course, highway, ivy league, jailhouse, whiskey glass
“I always wanted to be a hairdresser.”
~ David Beckham, b. 2 May 1975
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Blues Tutorial #9:
You can’t have no blues in an office or a shopping mall. The lighting is all wrong. Go outside to the parking lot or sit by the dumpster.
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