Samuel Beckett, b. Apr 13: “I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.”

13 Apr

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“I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.”

~ Samuel Beckett, b. 13 April 1906

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Blues Tutorial #3: After you get the first line right, repeat it.

11 Apr

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Blues Tutorial #3.

The blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes… sort of:

“Got a good woman – with the meanest face in town.

Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher – and she weigh 500 pound.”

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P.D. James: “Write what you need to write, not what is currently popular.”

11 Apr

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“Open your mind to new experiences, particularly to the study of other people. Nothing that happens to a writer–however happy, however tragic–is ever wasted. Write what you need to write, not what is currently popular or what you think will sell.”

~ P.D. JAMES

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Paul Theroux, b. Apr 10: “Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.”

10 Apr

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“Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.”

~ Paul Theroux, 10 April 1941

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Blues Tutorial #2: “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues.

9 Apr

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Blues Tutorial #2:

“I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues, ‘less you stick something nasty in the next line, like “I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.”

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Charles Baudelaire, b. Apr 9: “Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us.”

9 Apr

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“We are weighed down, every moment, by the conception and the sensation of Time. And there are but two means of escaping and forgetting this nightmare: pleasure and work. Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us. Let us choose.”

~ Charles Baudelaire, b. 9 April 1821

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Blues Tutorial #1: Most blues begin, “Woke up this morning.”

8 Apr

BLUES TUTORIAL

For those who want to learn how to sing the blues, this series will get you lowdown and dirty in less time than it takes to digest a meal of leftover tacos and cheap red wine.

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Blues Tutorial #1:

Most blues begin, “Woke up this morning.”

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Anaïs Nin: “The function of art is to renew our perception.”

6 Apr

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“The function of art is to renew our perception. What we are familiar with we cease to see. The writer shakes up the familiar scene, and, as if by magic, we see a new meaning in it.”

~ Anaïs Nin

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Merle Haggard, b. Apr 6: “I had more freedom on parole than in America right now.”

6 Apr

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“In 1960 when I came out of prison, I had more freedom on parole than there is available in America right now.”
~ Merle Haggard, b. 6 April 1937

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Thus Spoke Kamasutra: “By getting a hand under her, you will get a leg over her.”

5 Apr

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“By getting a hand under her, you will get a leg over her.”

~ THUS SPOKE KAMASUTRA, Friedrich Nietzsche

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