Ann Landers (July 4): “One in four people is mentally unbalanced.”

4 Jul

Landers

“One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem okay, then you’re the one.”

~ Ann Landers, b. 4 July 1918

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Seen it all, done it all…

4 Jul

seen_it_all

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Franz Kafka (July 3): “Writing is utter solitude…”

4 Jul

kafka3

“Writing is utter solitude, the descent into the cold abyss of oneself.”

~ Franz Kafka, b. 3 July 1883

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I started out with nothing…

3 Jul

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Give a man a fish…

2 Jul

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I like to look in windows…

1 Jul

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Blues Tutorial #15: If it occurs in a cheap motel, it’s a blues death.

30 Jun

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Blues Tutorial #15:

If it occurs in a cheap motel or a shotgun shack, it’s a blues death. Stabbed in the back by a jealous lover is another blues way to die. So is the electric chair, substance abuse, and dying lonely on a broken down cot. You can’t have a blues death if you die during a tennis match or while getting liposuction.

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Michael Phelps (June 30): “I think goals should never be easy.”

30 Jun

Phelps

“I think goals should never be easy, they should force you to work, even if they are uncomfortable at the time.”

~ Michael Phelps, b. 30 June 1985

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I thought I saw an eye doctor…

30 Jun

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I have Van Gogh’s ear…

29 Jun

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