Your vibrator’s broken?

25 Jul

vibrator

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Man who live in glass house…

24 Jul

glass_house

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Smoking helps you lose weight…

23 Jul

smoking_lung

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Blues Tutorial #19: Make your own blues name

22 Jul

Blind_lemon

Blues Tutorial #19.

Make your own blues name (starter kit):
(a) name of physical infirmity (Blind, Cripple, Lame, etc)
(b) first name (above) plus name of fruit (Lemon, Lime, Kiwi, etc)
(c) last name of President (Jefferson, Johnson, Fillmore, etc)
Resulting in… Blind Lemon Jefferson, Cripple Kiwi Fillmore, Horny Banana Clinton, etc.

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My wife’s been missing a week now…

22 Jul

goodwill_wife

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Ernest Hemingway (July 21): “We are all apprentices…”

21 Jul

hemingway

“We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.”

~ Ernest Hemingway, b. 21 July 1899

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Man who fish in other man’s well…

21 Jul

fish_crabs

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Cormac McCarthy (July 20): “I’m not interested in writing short stories.”

20 Jul

mccarthy

“I’m not interested in writing short stories. Anything that doesn’t take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.”

~ Cormac McCarthy, b. 20 July 1933

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Ruined our 10th anniversary…

19 Jul

pedophile_pub

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I made a scale model of Uranus…

18 Jul

scale_Uranus

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