Archive | July, 2014

R.I.P. Johnny Winter: 23 Feb 1944 – 16 July 2014

17 Jul

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“I think the blues will always be around. People need it.”

~ Johnny Winter, b. 23 February 1944 – 16 July 2014

Asian wisdom: Virginity like bubble…

15 Jul

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Asian Wisdom Ecards by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

The world’s most interesting astrologer: chart calculation

12 Jul

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Alan Annand is an astrologer and writer of crime fiction, including his New Age Noir series featuring astrologer and palmist Axel Crowe, a criminal profiler with a horoscope.

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Lil Kim (b. July 11): “I haven’t had sex in eight months.”

11 Jul

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“I haven’t had sex in eight months. To be honest, I now prefer to go bowling.”

~ Lil Kim, b. 11 July 1974

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Alcohol is bad for your legs

10 Jul

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 Original ecard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

 

The early Beatles: John, Paul, George & Bingo

8 Jul

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This rare archival photo, from the Library of Liverpool, shows the earliest-known photo of the Beatles. Shown here are John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and William “Bingo” Murphy. Murphy, who fancied himself a vocalist in the style of Frank Sinatra, played no instrument and wasn’t interested in learning. The other band members, already observing the early trend in skiffle and rockabilly, knew they needed a drummer.
Within a year, Bingo was replaced by Richard “Ringo” Starkey. Murphy was furious and tried to get his father, a barrister, to launch a breach-of-promise suit against the group, then known as The Swinging Stevedores, in order to be reinstated. But when John Lennon came up with a new name for the group, Murphy, who was absolutely terrified of bugs, knew he could never be part of The Beatles.

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PS… Happy Birthday, Ringo Starr, born 7 July 1940!

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 This was a faux news item from Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

(c) SEXTILE: It might not be true, but you heard it here first!

Kevin Bacon (b. July 8): “I’m obsessed with zombies.”

8 Jul

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“I’m obsessed with zombies. I like watching zombie movies and I read zombie books.”

~ Kevin Bacon, b. 8 July 1958

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Jean Cocteau (b. July 5): “When I write, I disturb.”

5 Jul

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“When I write, I disturb. When I show a film, I disturb. When I exhibit my painting, I disturb, and I disturb if I don’t. I have a knack for disturbing.”

~ Jean Cocteau, b. 5 July 1889

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The world’s most interesting astrologer: daily motion

5 Jul

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Alan Annand is an astrologer and writer of crime fiction, including his New Age Noir series featuring astrologer and palmist Axel Crowe, a criminal profiler with a horoscope.

Read reviews for Scorpio Rising, buy it at:

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Alan Varanasi @ 50%

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Ann Landers (b. July 4): “One out of four people is mentally unbalanced.”

4 Jul

 

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“One out of four people in this country is mentally unbalanced. Think of your three closest friends; if they seem okay, then you’re the one.”

~ Ann Landers, b. 4 July 1918

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