Archive | July, 2014

I said, Lord, take me downtown…

30 Jul

Funny Cry for Help Ecard: I said, Lord, take me downtown, I'm just lookin' for some tush...

Lyrics courtesy ZZ Top, eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

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The world’s most interesting astrologer: Arabic parts

26 Jul

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Alan Annand is an astrologer and writer of crime fiction, including his New Age Noir series featuring astrologer and palmist Axel Crowe, a criminal profiler with a horoscope.

Read reviews for Scorpio Rising, buy it at:

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Alan Varanasi @ 50%

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Orgasm and laughter flood the brain…

24 Jul

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Original eCards by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

Robin Williams (b. July 21): “You’re only given a little spark of madness…”

21 Jul

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“You’re only given a little spark of madness. You mustn’t lose it.”

~ Robin Williams, b. 21 July 1951

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For an astrological analysis of Robin Williams’ life, see:

http://www.navamsa.com/?p=2019

 

Doing a good job at work…?

21 Jul

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Original eCards by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer.

Ernest Hemingway (b. July 21): “We are all apprentices…”

21 Jul

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“We are all apprentices in a craft where no one ever becomes a master.”

~ Ernest Hemingway, b. 21 July 1899

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HIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT: ebook giveaway

20 Jul

HIPS_free_thumbHIDE IN PLAIN SIGHT (psychological mystery thriller): A man assumes the identity of his dead twin brother in order to alibi his guilty wife.

Alex Carson is in mid-life freefall. He owes a quarter million in back taxes, his bipolar wife Connie keeps going off her meds, and his dog’s just died. When his estranged twin brother Dave, a multi-millionaire with a disease that’s reduced him to crutches, invites him for a weekend visit, Alex is so eager to escape his own reality that he accepts, even though his wife decides at the last minute to tag along.

Over drinks that evening, Dave tells them he suspects his wife Kristina of having an affair. Uninterested in Dave’s marital problems, Connie seeks sympathy for Alex’s tax debt and asks for a loan, which Dave refuses. In a fit of anger, Connie knocks Dave down a flight of stairs and accidentally kills him.

Given their motive and opportunity, Alex and Connie fear a murder charge if they inform the police, so he decides to take Dave’s place long enough for her to return home and establish an alibi. In a few days, he’ll engineer Dave’s “death” all over again, and escape to rejoin her. Although she suspects he just wants to sleep with Dave’s wife Kristina, she’s forced to go along with the plan.

It’s supposed to be simple but it gets very complicated. Kristina is drop-dead gorgeous, and lying next to her at night gives Alex a libidinous fever. Ironically, when it also comes to light that Dave appears to have been having an affair with their hot-blooded domestic, Alex finds himself trapped in a ménage-a-trois from hell.

And now someone is trying to kill him…

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If you take advantage of this offer, please consider writing a review on Smashwords and/or Goodreads.

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Alan Annand is an astrologer and writer of crime fiction whose books are available at AmazonAppleBarnes&Noble, Kobo and Smashwords.

Alan Varanasi @ 50%

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Carlos Santana (b. July 20): “My job is to give people spiritual ecstasy through music.”

20 Jul

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“My job in this life is to give people spiritual ecstasy through music. In my concerts people cry, laugh, dance. If they climaxed spiritually, I did my job. I did it decently and honestly.”

~ Carlos Santana, b. 19 July 1947

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Cormac McCarthy (b. July 20): “I’m not interested in writing short stories.”

20 Jul

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“I’m not interested in writing short stories. Anything that doesn’t take years of your life and drive you to suicide hardly seems worth doing.”

~ Cormac McCarthy, b. 20 July 1933

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The world’s most interesting astrologer: Hellenistic lots

19 Jul

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Alan Annand is an astrologer and writer of crime fiction, including his New Age Noir series featuring astrologer and palmist Axel Crowe, a criminal profiler with a horoscope.

Read reviews for Scorpio Rising, buy it at:

AmazonAppleBarnes&NobleSmashwords

Alan Varanasi @ 50%

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