Justin Beaver behaving badly…

3 May

angry-beaver

JUSTIN BEAVER RUNS ROADBLOCK 
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After failing to submit to a roadside breathalyzer test while on tour in Atlantic Canada, Justin Beaver fled his vehicle and led local police on a wild chase through the side streets and backyards of Miramichi, NB, a normally sedate provincial town. Police finally lured Beaver into a trap baited with Gomez honey and a mirror, after which he was sedated and caged and shipped via overnight FedEx back to LA. You’re welcome.

It might not be true but you heard it here first.

SEXTILE

Thanks to the CBC for inspiration:

http://www.cbc.ca/news/canada/new-brunswick/angry-beaver-delays-traffic-roams-around-miramichi-1.2628083

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