Archive | April, 2013

Jayne Mansfield, b. Apr 19: “Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.”

19 Apr

mansfield1

“Men are creatures with two legs and eight hands.”

~ Jayne Mansfield, b. 19 April 1933

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462035116/

Blues Tutorial #4: The blues are not about choice.

17 Apr

ditch_2a

Blues Tutorial #4:
The blues are not about choice. 
You stuck in a ditch, you stuck in a ditch; ain’t no way out.

 

Victoria Beckham, b. Apr 17: “As a performer you become a celebrity, but you’re not saving lives.”

17 Apr

beckham

“You have to remember that when you are a performer you become a celebrity, but you are not saving lives. It’s not that important.”
~ Victoria Beckham, b. 17 April 1974

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462024830/

Samuel Beckett, b. Apr 13: “I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.”

13 Apr

beckett4

“I have my faults, but changing my tune is not one of them.”

~ Samuel Beckett, b. 13 April 1906

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565462004452/

Blues Tutorial #3: After you get the first line right, repeat it.

11 Apr

ugly_5

Blues Tutorial #3.

The blues is simple. After you get the first line right, repeat it. Then find something that rhymes… sort of:

“Got a good woman – with the meanest face in town.

Got teeth like Margaret Thatcher – and she weigh 500 pound.”

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565461994272/

P.D. James: “Write what you need to write, not what is currently popular.”

11 Apr

James

“Open your mind to new experiences, particularly to the study of other people. Nothing that happens to a writer–however happy, however tragic–is ever wasted. Write what you need to write, not what is currently popular or what you think will sell.”

~ P.D. JAMES

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565461993179/

 

Paul Theroux, b. Apr 10: “Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.”

10 Apr

Theroux1

“Fiction gives us a second chance that life denies us.”

~ Paul Theroux, 10 April 1941

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565461988907/

Blues Tutorial #2: “I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues.

9 Apr

ugly_2

Blues Tutorial #2:

“I got a good woman” is a bad way to begin the blues, ‘less you stick something nasty in the next line, like “I got a good woman, with the meanest face in town.”

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565461982560/

 

Charles Baudelaire, b. Apr 9: “Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us.”

9 Apr

baudelaire

“We are weighed down, every moment, by the conception and the sensation of Time. And there are but two means of escaping and forgetting this nightmare: pleasure and work. Pleasure consumes us. Work strengthens us. Let us choose.”

~ Charles Baudelaire, b. 9 April 1821

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565461982151/

 

Blues Tutorial #1: Most blues begin, “Woke up this morning.”

8 Apr

BLUES TUTORIAL

For those who want to learn how to sing the blues, this series will get you lowdown and dirty in less time than it takes to digest a meal of leftover tacos and cheap red wine.

mickey_penis

Blues Tutorial #1:

Most blues begin, “Woke up this morning.”

http://pinterest.com/pin/39406565461977151/