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Javier Bardem (b. March 1st): “I don’t see this heart-throb thing.”

1 Mar


“Really, I don’t see this heart-throb thing at all.”

~ Javier Bardem, b. 1 March 1969


Ronald Reagan (b. February 6th): “The Ten Commandments and Congress…”

6 Feb


“I have wondered at times what the Ten Commandments would have looked like if Moses had run them through the US Congress.”

~ Ronald Reagan, b. 6 February 1911


Julia Louis-Dreyfus (b. January 13): “If I wrote a book, it would be about hair.”

13 Jan


“I guess if I wrote a book one day, it would be about hair.”

~ Julia Louis-Dreyfus, b. 13 January 1961



My favorite Christmas toy

25 Dec

Billy Connolly (b. November 24): “I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities….”

24 Nov


“I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of  myself and my imagination as I used to be.”

~ Billy Connolly, b. 24 November 1942


Rodney Dangerfield (b. November 22): “My mother never breast fed me…”

22 Nov


“My mother never breast fed me, she told me she only liked me as a friend.”

~ Rodney Dangerfield, b. 22 November 1921


Jimmy Kimmel (b. November 13): “I don’t really need to be dirty…”

13 Nov

“I’m a creative consultant, whatever that means. I don’t really need to be dirty to be funny. But almost every week, someone’s mad at me.”

~ Jimmy Kimmel, b. 13 November 1967


John Cleese (b. October 27): “Comedy works best when it is mean-spirited.”

27 Oct


“Comedy always works best when it is mean-spirited.”

~ John Cleese, b. 27 October 1939


Lenny Bruce (b. October 13): “If you can take the hot lead enema…”

13 Oct


“If you can take the hot lead enema, then you can cast the first stone.”

~ Lenny Bruce, b. 13 October 1925


I like to sleep in Sunday mornings…

10 Sep

I don’t remember what I did last night, but I think I got a lot of great pictures.

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