My wife suggested a penis enlarger…

2 Feb

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eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

Shakira (b. Feb 2nd): “Writing songs has a therapeutic effect.”

2 Feb

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“Writing songs has a therapeutic effect, and it either kills off love or wins the heart of the lover.”

~ Shakira, b. 2 February 1977

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S.J. Perelman (b. Feb 1st): “All of us have only one personality.”

1 Feb

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“The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.”

~ S.J. Perelman, b. 1 February 1904

 

Ronda Rousey (b. Feb 1st): “I’m scared all the time…”

1 Feb

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“People say to me all the time, ‘You have no fear.’ I tell them, ‘No, that’s not true. I’m scared all the time.’ You have to have fear in order to have courage. I’m a courageous person because I’m a scared person.”

~ Ronda Rousey, b. 1 February 1987

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Norman Mailer (b. Jan 31): “Culture’s worth huge risks.”

31 Jan

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“Culture’s worth huge, huge risks. Without culture we’re all totalitarian beasts.”

~ Norman Mailer, b. 31 January 1923

 

The world’s most interesting astrologer: chart rectification

31 Jan

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Alan Annand is an astrologer and writer of crime fiction, including his New Age Noir series featuring astrologer and palmist Axel Crowe, a criminal profiler whom one reviewer dubbed “Sherlock Holmes with a horoscope.”

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Justin Timberlake (b. Jan 31): “I’m completely removed from any hype that comes my way.”

31 Jan

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“I’m completely removed from any hype that comes my way.”

~ Justin Timberlake, b. 31 January 1981

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Vanessa Redgrave (b. Jan 30): “Integrity is so perishable.”

30 Jan

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“Integrity is so perishable in the summer months of success.”

~ Vaness Redgrave, b. 30 January 1937

 

Adam Lambert (b. Jan 29): “The minute a man does it, everybody freaks out…”

29 Jan

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“Female performers have been doing this for years — pushing the envelope about sexuality — and the minute a man does it, everybody freaks out.”

~ Adam Lambert, b. 29 January 1982

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Oprah Winfrey (b. Jan 29): “Be thankful for what you have.”

29 Jan

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“Be thankful for what you have; you’ll end up having more. If you concentrate on what you don’t have, you will never, ever have enough.”
~ Oprah Winfrey, b. 29 January 1954