Archive | February, 2015

My wife suggested a penis enlarger…

2 Feb

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eCard by Alan Annand, writer and astrologer

Shakira (b. Feb 2nd): “Writing songs has a therapeutic effect.”

2 Feb

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“Writing songs has a therapeutic effect, and it either kills off love or wins the heart of the lover.”

~ Shakira, b. 2 February 1977

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S.J. Perelman (b. Feb 1st): “All of us have only one personality.”

1 Feb

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“The fact is that all of us have only one personality, and we wring it out like a dishtowel. You are what you are.”

~ S.J. Perelman, b. 1 February 1904

 

Ronda Rousey (b. Feb 1st): “I’m scared all the time…”

1 Feb

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“People say to me all the time, ‘You have no fear.’ I tell them, ‘No, that’s not true. I’m scared all the time.’ You have to have fear in order to have courage. I’m a courageous person because I’m a scared person.”

~ Ronda Rousey, b. 1 February 1987

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