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Joan Rivers (June 8): “I don’t bend over.”

8 Jun

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“I don’t exercise. If God had wanted me to bend over, he would have put diamonds on the floor.”

~ Joan Rivers, b. 8 June 1933

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Allen Ginsberg (b. June 3): “Whoever controls media images, controls culture.”

3 Jun

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“Whoever controls the media, the images, controls the culture.”
~ Allen Ginsberg, b. 3 June 1926

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Jewel (May 23) “Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend.”

23 May

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“Forgiveness is the needle that knows how to mend.”

~ Jewel, b. 23 May 1974

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Fats Waller, b. May 21: “If you don’t know what it is, don’t mess with it.”

21 May

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“If you don’t know what it is, don’t mess with it.”

~ Fats Waller, b. 21 May 1904

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Tina Fey, b. May 18: “A rectal thermometer’s the best way to take a baby’s temperature. Plus, it teaches the baby who’s boss.”

18 May

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“A Harvard Medical School study has determined that rectal thermometers are still the best way to tell a baby’s temperature. Plus, it really teaches the baby who’s boss.”

~ Tina Fey, b. 18 May 1970

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David Byrne, b. May 14: “An artist’s creativity comes from torment.”

14 May

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“I subscribe to the myth that an artist’s creativity comes from torment. Once that’s fixed, what do you draw on?”
~ David Byrne, b. 14 May 1952

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Peter Benchley: “Writing is sweat and drudgery most of the time.”

8 May

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“Writing is sweat and drudgery most of the time. And you have to love it in order to endure the solitude and the discipline.”
~ Peter Benchley, b. 8 May 1940

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Harry Truman, b. May 8: “A statesman is a politician who’s been dead for 15 years.”

8 May

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“A politician is a man who understands government. A statesman is a politician who’s been dead for 15 years.”
~ Harry S. Truman, b. 8 May 1884

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Eva Peron, b. May 7: “One cannot accomplish anything without fanaticism.”

7 May

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“One cannot accomplish anything without fanaticism.”

~ Eva Peron, b. 7 May 1919

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Tammy Wynette, b. May 5: “It’s hard giving all your love to just one man.”

5 May

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“Sometimes it’s hard to be a woman giving all your love to just one man.”

~ Tammy Wynette, b. 5 May 1942

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